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markantonys:

ancient writers and historians: cleopatra wasn’t especially beautiful, caesar and antony were attracted to her because she was so charismatic and intelligent

all subsequent artists, filmmakers, game developers, etc:

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no-nami:

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

your work is appreciated

gayclauderains:

In a movie when a man looks lovingly at a woman with visible emotion on his face that’s gay subtext bc everyone knows straight men aren’t capable of that so that man is automatically bisexual

Filed under:
#me

morbidlyqueerious:

pangur-and-grim:

had to explain to new housemate that:

  1. Banana Jim lives on the microwave
  2. microwave vibrations cause BJ to rotate
  3. if BJ is allowed to fully face the wall, this household will become Irrevocably Cursed

containment procedures

littlestpersimmon:

hey guys, can you please help me take my two month old cat to the vet? He turns 3 months on January 2 and he’s already set for vaccines and such but ever since yesterday this goodboy hasn’t been eating and this morning he’s been lethargic; I have tried everything to get him to eat, tried changing brands wet and dry, and it’s been making me so anxious, I really am a little short rn and I’d appreciate any help I can get.. A reblog is massively appreciated too

you can donate to my ko-fi here

https://ko-fi.com/A2619OE

thank you all so much, and happy holidays

moonfrost614:

benepla:

emmablowguns:

Mall goth energy

I want an actual sitcom with these exact goths

Same

william-snekspeare:

freekicks:

misslucindasguidetolife:

& it’s technically not a holiday but everyone’s on vacation and you can’t get anything done

happy liminal spacemas

My birthday is right in the middle of this time period

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Title: Hey... It's Christmas

sounddesignerjeans:

It’s Christmas night. The festivities are over, and you walk into a neighboring dimension to unwind. You find me sitting at a piano that plays forwards and backwards at the same time, playing a Christmas song that doesn’t exist in your world.

Merry Christmas.

weirdmageddon:

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im waiting for a situation where i can use either of these but its taking too long so just have them

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

elizabethan-ho:

loptrcoptr:

kawaiite-mage:

spikedbat:

joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation” 

taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top

joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.

taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor

Taika Waititi has a deeper understanding of Norse mythological accuracy than Joss lol

It’s because Joss Whedon looks at all mythology and religion through a Christian-atheist lens. You can see it in Buffy and even a little in Firefly too. Even when he writes about other religions and their deities and practices, it still comes back to Christianity.


He wrote Thor and Loki as modern Western Christianity would portray Jesus and the Devil as opposed to how they actually are in mythology or the comics

That…is a really good addition as to why Whedon gets Thor and Loki wrong and why Taika did a far better job with their characters/personalities in Ragnarok

(Source: theglowpt2)